One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along", the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man then said in a pitiful voice, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost one metre high!"
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A LETTER TO SARDAR FROM HIS MOTHER
Dear Pyaarey Puttar
Vahe Guru. I'm writing this letter slow, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we used to live when you left home.
Your Dad read that most accidents happen 20km from home, so we moved 20 km.
I won't be able to send the new address, as the last Sardar who
stayed here took the house number with them for their new house......
so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine situated right above
the commode, though I'm not sure whether it works well.
Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and havn't seen them since.
The weather here isnt too bad. It rained only twice last week, the first time for 3days
and the second time for 4days.
Your Father has another job. He has 500 people under him. He cuts grass at the cemetery.
By the way I took Bahu to our new club's poolside.
The manager is a real Badmash. He told her two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club.
We were confused as to which piece should we remove. :-)
Your sister had a baby this morning I havn't found out whether it's a girl or boy,
so I don't know whether you are an aunt or Uncle.
Your Uncle Jatinder fell in the nearby well. Some Men tried to pull him out,
but he fought them off bravely and died a valiantt death.
We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend Balwinder, is no more.
He died trying to fulful his father's last wish to be buried in the sea, after he died.
And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
THERE ISN'T MUCH MORE NEWS THIS TIME.NOTHING MUCH HAS HAPPENED
love mom
p.s. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed
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Regards
Beware Of Digital cam and Video Cam
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The next time when you see someone (stranger) using a Digital Video Cam or Digital Camera pointing at you, don't think you are pretty and gorgeous.You are in danger in fact!! You might land yourself as a "starring" or "porn actress" in the XXX web-sites showing your naked body all over the world unaware. There are many pervert people doing this currently.
Don't think they are just tourists or reporters.Please be awakened and alert when you are doing shopping in Big Malls, Airports, LRT Stations, Cinemas, Beaches, Hotels so forth.......!!!!
Nowadays, technology in using high-tech cameras fixed with a type of lens called PF LENS, which can see through clothing. The PF LENS is able to see through most types of clothes, for example, thin clothes, tight clothes, sun dresses, swimsuits and so forth. Be aware that this means that the person taking a snap on you can actually see your naked body both "upper & underpart" through the external garment.
In other words, the PF Lens allows the camera man to "see through" someone's clothes. Suggest that whenever you suspect some strangers holding a camera or Digicam pointing at you, try to avoid facing him (face to face). Quickly use your handbag or any shopping bags in hand to cover your whole front body (in case), Next,escape from the scene as soon as possible. This is to save a situation from landing yourself into the hands of evil.
Recently, many girls and housewives' naked photo were vastly distributed in the internet websites without them knowing. Perverts intentionally move around places where ladies usually frequent and took their nude shots. Imagine, one day your male friend come to you and tell you, he saw your naked pose in the web, how are you to face the situation????? Please take this as something very important and don't take this lightly in order to save a shameful and distress situation.....!!!!!!
Finally, If you are concern with many of your good lady friends, please make an effort to forward this message to them so that they are also saved from being victims of those perverts preying around them unaware...!!!
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